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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 0:45:14 GMT -5
 "I know it's Better on the Other Side...."  MM: Hello all, I'm Mike Mann and welcome to Ind-Y-Pendent's broadcast of Figamania! DDP: And I'm Diamond Dallas Page, and what a show do we have for you here tonight  MM: And that music can only be one thing, the arrival of the "Best Technical Wrestler" today, Charlie Haas!  DDP: Charlie is getting ready, and to watch this man in the ring is something else. He is the "total package" MM: Well, ladies and gentlemen, earlier tonight Haas's opponent was picked and none of us in the arena beside Michael Shane know who it is. But here he comes  MM: Holy Sh*t! It's Tyler Black! DDP: ...Who?  MM: Tyler Black, Dallas! He is one skilled athlete, and very agile for being such a big guy, this match should go down in history DDP: Mike...on his trunk's it that a guy shooting his head off?....  MM: Yes, I believe so Dallas DDP: .......What the hell kind of guy where that sh*t? Sick Emo punk  MM: I'm sure you'll be changing your thoughts about him after seeing this match, and here we go DDP: Haas is going to murder this goth... [/center] |
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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 0:46:52 GMT -5
MM: And Referee Dave Batista ring's the bell, and off we go
DDP: So how good is this guy Mike? You seem to be a fan
MM: He's had historic matches against Bryan Danielson, Chris Hero, and Austin Aries
DDP: All of which are on our roster....So why do we need another one of those guys?
MM: Because their amazing wrestlers!
DDP: Be quiet Mike! Haas is doing what he does best, technical wrestling
MM: A huge slam by Hero, something straight out of his College days
MM: Now into a standing head lock
DDP: Mike....do you really expect anything less by Haas?
MM: But now Black throwing Haas against the ropes
DDP: But a Lariat~!....Wait, he missed? How did Haas miss!
MM: A little bit out of Black's book, he showing some of his own technical style
DDP: How can anyone out technical wrestle, the "Best Technical Wrestler" in the world today? It's just not possible Mike
MM: But Haas flipping over, straight out of that applied arm bar
DDP: Over the head Suplex~! There's what I'm talking about Mike
MM: But I'm not disagreeing with you Dallas....
MM: Standing Arm bar by Haas now, Haas sure likes those arm bars
DDP: Maybe he's like Chris Jericho, " Submission 5: Arm bar, Submission 236: Arm bar", haha
MM: Elbow by Tyler Black
MM: Seems like Haas really felt that elbow
DDP: Are you kidding Mike? Haas laughs at guy's like this, they don't even compare to his ability
DDP: Spring Board Moonsault~!
MM: Out of No where a huge moonsault by Black, what timing!
DDP: Huh. Well...Haas is still gonna win this..
MM: I don't know Dallas, he might have him here! Pin Attempt! |
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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 1:10:24 GMT -5
 MM: And Haas kicks out DDP: Phew! Thank God  MM: Dallas, What do you have against Black? DDP: Nothing, I'm not racist Mike, now you on the other hand...  MM: NO DALLAS! I'm talking about Tyler.. DDP: Oh, do you really want some emo, goth kid representing our company? I think not...  MM: Haas reversal, charging Black into the corner     MM: Haas throwing some punches into the face of a groggy Tyler Black   DDP: Holy F**K~! What a move! MM: A flying knee out of the blue!  MM: Haas going to throw another punch! DDP: Ref Batista is running over to Haas  MM: Holding Haas back, in think this one may be over ladies and gentlemen DDP: KO by ref stoppage, what a finish Mike, that's why Haas is the baddest motherf**ker on the planet!  MM: This isn't an MMA fight Dallas, it's a wrestling match DDP: Speaking of, I think we should have an MMA fight Mike... MM: I'll get back to you on that Dallas, Batista checking on Tyler Black now, is he ok? |
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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 1:26:09 GMT -5
 MM: Black getting checked on now, I hope he's alright DDP: It doesn't matter, he just got whooped by Charlie Haas  MM: Wait a second! DDP: Huh?  DDP: Holy~!  MM: A step-up Yuranagi, that was amazing, Tyler Black is indeed not out of this DDP: God D*mn it, That was a cheap shot too! Haas didn't even see it coming  MM: It was pretty smart if you ask me DDP: Well no one asked you, now did they Mike?   DDP: Ohh Come on!  MM: A Standing Shooting Star Press, what a move! DDP: What's going on Haas? Get back into action!  MM: Pin Attempt! DDP: Nooo!  MM: And Haas kicks out once again DDP: Jeez, come on Haas!  MM: Some of the stuff Black has already pulled is amazing  DDP: But don't forget about that Knee that almost ended Black    MM: A little bit of fight by Haas, but Black caught and stunned him with that right hand   MM: Tyler Black Charging!   DDP: There ya go Haas! MM: Very good reversal by Haas, laying down and tripping Tyler, who went neck first into those ropes   DDP: German~!   MM: Jesus, Tyler Black landing head first onto that mat, I hope he's alright DDP: He's fine, I'm pretty sure he enjoys pain from all that cutting himself  MM: Those are some pretty bold statements DDP, I'd like to see you get in the ring with him DDP: Haha, I would Diamond Cutter his ass so fast! Bang!    DDP: STO~! You don't see too many of those anymore MM: Very True, it's been awhile since I've seen one of those  MM: Haas has locked in another arm bar DDP: Signaling the late, great Chris Jericho.. MM: .........What are you talking about, Chris Jericho isn't dead!  DDP: The Jericho I once knew is, the Jericho I once knew..... MM: Ok, well, while DDP copes with his life problems, Haas has that arm bar locked on tight, Will Black tap?  MM: Extending the shoulder.. DDP: (Weep) R.I.P Y2J,.....R.I.P...... [/center] |
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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 2:03:35 GMT -5
MM: Tyler Black standing now, but Haas still has that arm bar locked in
DDP: What was that~!
MM: I believe he call's that "The Shot" quite a move
DDP: It doesn't matter Haas is going to come back and win this anyway, he can pull anything he wants
MM: Ouch!
DDP: What a cheap shot! What's with this guy and cheap shots! Batista needs to put a stop to this!
MM: Calm down DDP...
DDP: Don't tell me to calm down! I'm pissed!
(punches desk)
MM: .....Dallas you ok?
DDP: I think I may have just broken my hand.....
MM: Ugggh, anyway back to the match, Black has Haas on his shoulders, possibly going for that running Crucifix Driver
MM: But Haas slides out
DDP: And a arm take down by Haas, showing those technical abilities
MM: But picking Black back up..
DDP: Modified Neck Breaker~!
MM: I think I heard the crack from over here
MM: Haas is wrestling circles around Tyler Black right now
DDP: He does that to everyone because he is
(Arnold Accent)
..."The Hassinator"
MM: ....What is wrong with you tonight?
DDP: To be honest...I don't know...
MM: Oh wow!
DDP: Did you see the impact and height on that slam? That's why he's the best, and a former All-American
MM: No doubt in my mind partner, he has Black up now
DDP: Suplex~!
DDP: And a pin attempt, he may get him Mike!
MM: Don't hold your breath Dallas.... |
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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 2:35:34 GMT -5
 MM: And a kick out By Black DDP: Almost Haas, almost...  MM: Ya know, this match has been really good so far, we got some good talent here on Mid-South  DDP: We sure do, But make sure to check out place like C2W, CLASH, Genext or now known as UGW, and the other Ind-Y-Pendent brands for other great action    MM: An Elbow by Tyler Black DDP: He sure isn't no Dusty Rhodes durr Mikey Mann.. MM: .....You sound nothing like Dusty Rhodes.....  MM: Tyler Black with a huge kick DDP: But Haas catches it!  MM: Hass flips him!      MM: Oh my God! DDP: What a reversal by Tyler Black! That was amazing! Even Referee Batista is stunned!  MM: I still can't believe that move Tyler Black just hit      DDP: What the Hell~! MM: He call's that "God's Last Gift", it's a modified Brainbuster, and he hit it perfectly  MM: A Black with the pin! He might have him here! DDP: Kick out Haas!! [/center] |
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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 14:21:24 GMT -5
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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 14:43:25 GMT -5
 MM: Kickout! DDP: Thank God! Haas is amazing!  MM: How? How did he kick out of that, how is he still alive? DDP: Tyler Black telling Batista it was a three count, no it wasn't Black!  MM: Haas slowly but surely climbing up the ropes, I doubt he can regain any stamina  DDP: Wait~!  DDP: Yakazu kick~! He just blasted him! MM: But look at Black, he's still on his feet, what will  DDP: Haas grabbed him! He's setting up for the finisher!      DDP: Gutwrench Powerbomb~! It's over baby~!  DDP: Pin attempt~! It's over Mike, it has to be MM: I believe so Dallas, what a great match [/center] |
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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 14:54:41 GMT -5
 MM: He kicks out! DDP: Holy Sh*t F*ck, WHATTT!?!  MM: Haas is stunned, he doesn't know what he can do to end it MM: Looks like Haas is going for another Gutwrench  MM: But Tyler Black slips out!    DDP: Holy Motherf**ker! What a move! MM: There's the Paroxysm!  MM: Tyler Black is out, and so is Haas! DDP: Come on Haas, get up!  MM: Black crawling over...  MM: He's got the cover! DDP: Come on Haas, kickout! [/center] |
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Post by atm. on Jul 4, 2009 15:05:40 GMT -5
 MM: It's over! DDP: No! God Da*n it Haas!  MM: Black climbing himself up the turnbuckle, I can't believe he got the win  DDP: What a match that was! I can't believe that emo punk beat the "Technical Messiah" Charlie Haas  MM: Well ladies and gentlemen that's Ind-Y-Pedent: Mid-South's broadcast for tonight, we hope you all enjoyed it  DDP: I sure did, although Black beating Haas is horrible, but he'll get him next time  MM: Make sure to watch the rest of Freedomania, and reply! Happy Fourth of July everyone! DDP: Bye Bye! Bang! [/center] ALLRIGHTSRESERVEDIYPDENT2009 |
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