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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:47:12 GMT -5
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:48:16 GMT -5
Click for 4:20 Theme Song
 Cage: Hello, and welcome to ROX's portion to 4:20! I'm Stevie Cage, and the man next to me is my commentating partner, Gene Simon.  Simon: But we will not be the only ones commentating tonight! In honor of 4:20, please welcome our favorite stoner duo, Jay and Silent Bob! (Sorry Cheech and Cloudy)  Jay: Man, tonight's gonna be the sh*t! Super Dragon's gonna f*ck someone up!  Simon: Let's get this show on the road! Sit back and enjoy tonight's match! |
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:48:38 GMT -5
 Simon: Welcome to ROX's portion to 4:20! Tonight you will be seeing Super Dragon vs. Ken Kennedy. The winner advances in the tournement to crown ROX's first world champion! Cage: It should also be noted that this is ROX's first offial match! ROX's first even will be released in the near future.  Click for Theme SongRingside Announcer: Tonight's match will be a ingles match, where the winner advances in the tournement to cron the first ROX world champion!  Ringside Announcer: Introducing first, wieghing in at 200 lbs., Super Dragon! Jay: Oh f*ck yes! Super Dragon!  Cage: Ha! Dragon is not at all amused by that fan's sign.  Fans: Pooper Dragon *clap clap clap clap clap*  Simon: Dragon ripping up the fan's sign...   Simon: Oh! And he pushes the fan back into his seat! What an ass! Cage: Hey, that fan got what he deserved. No one screws with Super Dragon. Jay: Damn right!  |
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:48:56 GMT -5
 Ringside Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 248 lbs., Ken Kennedy! Click for Theme Song Simon: Kennedy is a former WWE wrestler, where he was recently released due to steroid use. Cage: MCK obviously doesn't care about drug use here in ROX...    *Ding Ding* Simon: And this match is underway! |
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:49:21 GMT -5
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:49:51 GMT -5
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:50:17 GMT -5
 Simon: Ow! Dragon misses the leg drop!   Simon: Kennedy off the ropes..   Cage: And a baseball slide to Super Dragon!   Simon: Both men making their way back to their feet...  Simon: Kennedy going for a backdrop...  Simon: And he gets an elbow to the face!     Cage: A backdrop from Super Dragon!   Cage: Doble stomp! Jay: F*ck yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Simon: Jay, could you cut down on the cursing? This is a family show, you know. Cage: Who cares! We can say whatever we want! We're on DVD! |
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:50:44 GMT -5
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:51:11 GMT -5
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:51:44 GMT -5
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Post by McK on Mar 6, 2009 12:52:19 GMT -5
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