Post by reece. on May 31, 2010 5:36:23 GMT -5
UVW Presents...Head2Head~!
Loose Lightubes & Barbed Wire
Tag Team Championship Match
CultFiction vs. H8 Club
Barker: Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to UVW's portion of Head2Head.
Announcer: Please welcome at this time, the owner of UVW... John Zandig!
Younger: Drake Younger here on commentary tonight & there are the UVW Tag Team titles. This is gunna be awesome.
Announcer: Entering first, CultFiction~!
Barker: These guys really are the sickest team in UVW.
Announcer: Anddd there opponents... The H8 Cluubbb~!
Younger: CultFiction have noticed that H8 Club have got barbedwire tubes & they have got themselves equipped aswell.
Barker: Damage with a barbed wire bat, but he needs to watch out...
Younger: Gage just hit's him with the barbedwire lightube.
Barker: Deranged now with a bundle of 'tubes right over the head of Gage.
Younger: Gage looks fucked up already.
Barker: Hatred coming into the ring with a barbed wire lightube...
Younger: Deranged just punched the fuckin' tube right through~!
Barker: Man this is getting insane...
Younger: Gage is back up & bangg, over the back of Deranged.
Barker: Uh oh, looks like Deranged is about to get killleddd...
Younger: HOLY SHITT~! Deranged through the barbed wire lightube table cluster fuckkkk~!
Crowd: UVDub, UVDub, UVDub~!
Barker: Damage back in with a Yakuza kick to Gage.
Younger: Damage now picking Gage up high...
Barker: BACK DROP onto the 'tubes, shit just everywhere.
Younger: Hatred now going up top, this could be dangerousss
Barker: Huggge Cross body from Hatred to Damage onto the glass...
Younger: 2 count only, Damage get's the kick out...
Barker: Just look at the carnage here in The Arena, Deranged still hasn't moved....
Younger: Hatred picks Damage up...
Barker: Damage get's slammed down hard on the glass, coverr...
Younger: Damage get's the kick out again....
Barker: So that's where Gage went, he's got a Lightube Log Cabin~!
Younger: Gage telling Hatred to take it off him...
Barker: You can just tell that some crazy shit is being set up right now.
Younger: Gage sets up the chairs....
Barker: Oh god, H8 Club putting the log cabin onto the 2 chairs...
Younger: Deranged back from the deaddd~!
Barker: OH MY HOLY JESUS~! BACK DROP INTO THE BARBED WIRE PIT~!
Younger: Back in the ring now, Hatred picks up Damage....
Barker: HOLYY MOTHER JESUSS~! DAMAGE THROUGH THE 'TUBES~!
Younger: He got it! He got the 3 count! H8 Club have done it!
Barker: Zandig's here again!
Younger: BAMM, Title in the face of Hatred~!
Barker: Zandig's return match is against H8 Club at Break Through & it doesn't look like he's messing around!
Younger: You gotta hand it to CultFiction though, look at the state of them!
Barker: Zandig now with the title in the ring...
Zandig: Oh & by the way our match at Break Through is now for the Tag Team fucking titles~!
Barker: Thank you for watching UVW at Head2Head, we'll see you at Break Through~!
Zandig: UV fucking DUBYA~!